User:King Rhyono

Things to know about King Rhyono.

King Rhyono thinks everyone besides him is gay and retarded
King Rhyono has never had a girlfriend
King Rhyono has a creepy obsession with a 15 year old girl named Emma and asks her to send him nude pics
King Rhyono has a big nose.
King Rhyono fucks his cockapoo dog
King Rhyono has a tiny penis.
King Rhyono hates Lisa Lo Cicero King Rhyono is the one who really baked Parasyte's cat and framed Rune.
King Rhyono makes out with pictures of Rune at night when his lights are off.
King Rhyono may say his name is Tyler, but it's really Gayass Bitch McFucker III
King Rhyono loves Naruto
King Rhyono hates whitey
King Rhyono is the creator of AIDS
King Rhyono was born with his cock stuck up his ass and resulted in him being secretly gay
King Rhyono molested his older sister
King Rhyono raped and murdered his younger sister
King Rhyono was banned from Gaia for hacking accounts and stealing gold
King Rhyono is a paid member of Runescape
King Rhyono thinks watching a woman set on fire while having a fire extinguisher shoved up her ass is funny
King Rhyono eats newborn babies
King Rhyono fucked a penguin after watching that Morgan Freeman movie
King Rhyono traveled back in time and fathered Hitler
King Rhyono fucks his mother every night before bed
King Rhyono has dial-up because he thinks it's better
King Rhyono has an oversized avatar of Ichigo Kurosaki
King Rhyono hates you
King Rhyono is responsible for the Racoon City disaster
King Rhyono cheats(on everything)
King Rhyono is a serial rapist
King Rhyono has an emo haircut
King Rhyono killed his twin in the womb by fucking it to death in the ass
King Rhyono is the child in The Omen
King Rhyono has a penis stuck in his brain
King Rhyono cries when you flame him
King Rhyono is a troll
King Rhyono made the dodo bird go extinct
King Rhyono killed the world's only spider-bear
King Rhyono wants your money. All of it.