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| − | Things to know about King Rhyono.
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| − | King Rhyono thinks everyone besides him is gay and retarded<br>
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| − | King Rhyono has never had a girlfriend<br>
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| − | King Rhyono has a creepy obsession with a 15 year old girl named Emma and asks her to send him nude pics<br>
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| − | King Rhyono has a big nose.<br>
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| − | King Rhyono fucks his cockapoo dog<br>
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| − | King Rhyono has a tiny penis.<br>
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| − | King Rhyono hates Lisa Lo Cicero
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| − | King Rhyono is the one who really baked Parasyte's cat and framed Rune.<br>
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| − | King Rhyono makes out with pictures of Rune at night when his lights are off.<br>
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| − | King Rhyono may say his name is Tyler, but it's really Gayass Bitch McFucker III<br>
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| − | King Rhyono loves Naruto<br>
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| − | King Rhyono hates whitey<br>
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| − | King Rhyono is the creator of AIDS<br>
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| − | King Rhyono was born with his cock stuck up his ass and resulted in him being secretly gay<br>
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| − | King Rhyono molested his older sister<br>
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| − | King Rhyono raped and murdered his younger sister<br>
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| − | King Rhyono was banned from Gaia for hacking accounts and stealing gold<br>
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| − | King Rhyono is a paid member of Runescape<br>
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| − | King Rhyono thinks watching a woman set on fire while having a fire extinguisher shoved up her ass is funny<br>
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| − | King Rhyono eats newborn babies<br>
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| − | King Rhyono fucked a penguin after watching that Morgan Freeman movie<br>
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| − | King Rhyono traveled back in time and fathered Hitler<br>
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| − | King Rhyono fucks his mother every night before bed<br>
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| − | King Rhyono has dial-up because he thinks it's better<br>
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| − | King Rhyono has an oversized avatar of Ichigo Kurosaki<br>
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| − | King Rhyono hates you<br>
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| − | King Rhyono is responsible for the Racoon City disaster<br>
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| − | King Rhyono cheats(on everything)<br>
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| − | King Rhyono is a serial rapist<br>
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| − | King Rhyono has an emo haircut<br>
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| − | King Rhyono killed his twin in the womb by fucking it to death in the ass<br>
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| − | King Rhyono is the child in The Omen<br>
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| − | King Rhyono has a penis stuck in his brain<br>
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| − | King Rhyono cries when you flame him<br>
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| − | King Rhyono is a troll<br>
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| − | King Rhyono made the dodo bird go extinct<br>
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| − | King Rhyono killed the world's only spider-bear<br>
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| − | King Rhyono wants your money. All of it.<br>
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